Loki's never treated him before. The few injuries he sustained in service he patched up himself, and none of them were really major enough to worry about. Bruises and bumps. He's not looking forward to having Loki's hands on him, mostly because, secretly and contradictorily, he's kind of looking forward to having Loki's hands on him. He kind of wants to go to his knees and kiss Loki's hands and proclaim love.
It's a thoroughly weird urge, and Clint can only assume that Loki didn't bother to take all the furniture and knick-knacks when he moved out of Clint's head.
"Should've done a pre-nup," he says. "I get the bow in the divorce, you get all that shit you put in my head. Would've worked out for both of us. Now we're just going to have to get lawyers, and fight over the kids, and it'll be a big mess."
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Loki's never treated him before. The few injuries he sustained in service he patched up himself, and none of them were really major enough to worry about. Bruises and bumps. He's not looking forward to having Loki's hands on him, mostly because, secretly and contradictorily, he's kind of looking forward to having Loki's hands on him. He kind of wants to go to his knees and kiss Loki's hands and proclaim love.
It's a thoroughly weird urge, and Clint can only assume that Loki didn't bother to take all the furniture and knick-knacks when he moved out of Clint's head.
"Should've done a pre-nup," he says. "I get the bow in the divorce, you get all that shit you put in my head. Would've worked out for both of us. Now we're just going to have to get lawyers, and fight over the kids, and it'll be a big mess."